Now this
here is my quick guide to the FIFA World Cup 2014. This is aimed at helping
ladies with little knowledge or interest in football.
There are 8
groups, each comprising of 4 teams, with the
top two of each group moving on to the next round. I have picked some players
to watch closely in each group.
GROUP A:
This group
comprises of the hosts Brazil, Croatia, Mexico and Cameroon! My pick of the
group is the young Brazilian star, Neymar Jnr.
Group B:
The defending champions Spain are in this group, along with the Netherlands, Chile, and Australia. I present to you, Sergio Ramos.
The defending champions Spain are in this group, along with the Netherlands, Chile, and Australia. I present to you, Sergio Ramos.
Group C:
Our African
representatives are Cote d’Ivoire, who will be pitted against Colombia, Greece,
and Japan. I like Greece because of their long names (I mean, what is there not to love about the name Sokratis Papastathopoulos?) but in the looks department, I will
have to go with my African brother, Salomon Kalou. Ladies, hold on to your knickers.....

Group D:
When I
think of Uruguay, my mind always rushes back to that day four years ago when
one Luis Suarez robbed Ghana (and the rest of Africa) of our last hope of world
cup joy. I won’t get into that…I still bear a grudge. Anyway, also in the group are
Costa Rica, England and Italy. Keep your eye out for Jack Wilshere. Why? Abs and tattoos!!
Switzerland,
Ecuador, France and Honduras. Okay, let me just cut to the chase….please meet
my French everything, Olivier Giroud. And
as they say, if it’s nice, post it twice! ;)

Or thrice...
Group F:
All eyes
will be on Argentina to make waves. What with goal-poachers like Lionel Messi
and Sergio Aguero, the expectation is high. In their way however, stand the
African champions Nigeria, as well as Iran and Bosnia-Herzegovina. (can’t we
just call them Bosnia? I can’t deal with this long surname. Lol!). Look out for
this young lad, Sergio Aguero.
Group G:
What I term
the Group of Death, Group G is comprised of Germany, Portugal, Ghana and the
USA. Germany and Portugal are the
favourites to come out of this group, but I’m keeping my fingers crossed that
Ghana causes an upset (uhm…to Portugal). And as for USA….uhhh, thanks for
Burger King guys, keep up the good work! The obvious player to look out for is
Ballon d’Or winner, Cristiano Ronaldo. But I couldn’t resist the underdog either….so also keep
your eye out for Ghana goalkeeper, Adam Kwarasey!
Group H:
Belgium
have been labelled dark horses so much that the term doesn’t fit anymore.
Comprised with an array of stars, the expectation is for them to cause upsets
in the later stages of the tournament. But first, they need to get past Algeria,
Korea Republic and Russia. (am I the only one who thinks of vodka when the word
Russia pops up?). Anyway, check out Belgian midfielder, Moussa Dembele.
There you go.....I hope you enjoyed it! I may have missed some names (I kinda did this in a rush), so if you have suggestions, let me know and I will do a part 2. I might even do one for the guys....because footballers mostly date hot models! Enjoy the world cup!!